What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Moonraker

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why are men today so pussiefied?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Did sharing a wife turn out okay?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?